You Are Not Alive to Please Any of These Motherfuckers Bleached Tee
Unbothered. Unfiltered. Unapologetically You.
This tee isn’t just clothing — it’s a full-blown statement. For the ones who’ve had enough of people-pleasing, approval-chasing, and sugar-coating every damn thing. With a bleached, worn-in look and a message that hits like a truth bomb, this is your new uniform for living loud and giving zero f*cks.
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Hand-bleached, so each shirt is as unique as your give-a-damn
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Super soft cotton blend — comfort that doesn’t compromise
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Unisex fit made for rebels, truth-tellers, and boundary-setters
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Bold graphic that makes your stance crystal clear
Perfect for Mondays, awkward family dinners, or any moment someone needs to be reminded: you weren’t put on this planet to make them comfortable.
Say it louder — you’ve got the shirt for it now.
Sublimation Printed Tee
Incredibly soft & lightweight, the ink is in the shirt so there is no feel to it like screen printing or vinyl.
All shirts are Gildan Softstyle T-shirt, 65% Polyester 35% Cotton. Unisex fit.
*** Except the heather purist blue, heather neo mint, heather cantaloupe and heather mellow Yellow which are Tultex Brand 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
*Fade-proof, vibrant sublimation prints &d doesn’t shrink
All shirts are hand bleached, made to order and will vary in bleach pattern, no two are exactly alike!
Need 3XL or 4XL? They're available in all colors, just leave a note at checkout!
