Not Buying Your Bullshit Bleached Tee
Serving Looks, Side-Eye, and Zero Tolerance.
For the housewife who’s mastered the art of smiling sweetly while mentally rolling her eyes, this tee is your new uniform. With a perfectly distressed bleached finish and just the right amount of sarcasm, it’s ideal for dodging drama, dismissing nonsense, and letting the world know you’re not here for the BS.
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Each tee is hand-bleached — just like your patience
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Soft cotton blend that feels good, even when the vibes don’t
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Unisex fit for comfy sass all day long
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Bold graphic that pairs well with wine, errands, or shutting things down politely
Whether you’re managing a household or a whole lot of chaos, this tee says what you’re thinking — loud and clear.
Because you’ve seen it, heard it, and you’re still not buying it.
Sublimation Printed Tee
Incredibly soft & lightweight, the ink is in the shirt so there is no feel to it like screen printing or vinyl.
All shirts are Gildan Softstyle T-shirt, 65% Polyester 35% Cotton. Unisex fit.
*** Except the heather purist blue, heather neo mint, heather cantaloupe and heather mellow Yellow which are Tultex Brand 50% Cotton 50% Polyester
*Fade-proof, vibrant sublimation prints &d doesn’t shrink
All shirts are hand bleached, made to order and will vary in bleach pattern, no two are exactly alike!
Need 3XL or 4XL? They're available in all colors, just leave a note at checkout!
